Are You Notaninja?

What do we want?

Brains….

When do we want it?

Brains….

So, if you haven’t had the opportunity yet to play Zombie Rising for the xbox 360, well make your self one! This has been the most enjoyable “no brain” (no pun intended) game I’ve had the enjoyment of playing for a long time. First off, any game that features hordes upon hordes of creature you cen attack with no repercussions, is just plain fun. I haven’t had this kind of fun since I last went to a six star rating in GTA with a sniper rifle, plenty of ammo, and coverage from above. Second, the creativity of the game increases as with every new item you find, you get to enjoy the way of figuring out how many zombie’s to kill by using it. Be it the killer bees released when you let the queen out of a jar, to the many you mow down using, quite literally, the lawn mower, to just plain vehicle manslaughter as you hop into a convertable and let the frenzy run wild as you whip some shitties and wipe out multitudes of zombies. Sure, the game is simplistic in nature. The only real point is to survive three day in a mall and figure out how the zombies are being created. But for those of us citizens who work in an office under middle management, the game offers a much needed stress relief to kick back, chug some cola, and wipe out the dead over and over (and over) again. I just wish some of the non-zombie npcs were as easy to kill or push into a crowd of zombies. Regardless, if you get tired of messing around and actually try to play the game as intended, you’ll also enjoy the challenge of taking photos of the dead as they approach for skill points, and saving of the non-zombie npcs as you try to get them to safety (but don’t try too hard, come are just way to whiney! . Regardless of who much or little you want to push the game, you’ll still find enjoyment whether alone or with a gang of buddies, watching each other take out zombies.

So far, and I know there’s much more to enjoy, but the best weapons I’ve come across…
Car. – Nuff said.
Motorcycle – Almost as much fun as the car, but not able to get as many zombies in one pass…
Lawn mower – Okay, now they are crawling along the ground trying to get you because you just mowed off their legs. Schweet!
Sledgehammer – Anyone else got the old eighties tune in their head?
Shopping kart – One of these days I’m gonna end up confused while out grocery shopping. It’ll be on the news, just wait.
Hunter’s knife – Chi chi chi chi aah ah ah ah…..
Lead Pipe – What the mario brothers should use to defeat the goombas and Bowsers. “Hey, the princess has been kidnapped…again.” Well, use the lead pipe, make Bowser think twice before kidnapping her this time.

I’m just waiting until I find A. the hardware store or B. the army surplus store….
Until then, this game gets a recommended rating of $50, I’d pay $50 to add this game to my gaming collections.

Later!
Goof out.